The Federal Republic of Municipio de Goiania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 6.637 billion Municipio de Goianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Municipio de Goianian economy, worth 618 trillion reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,171 reais, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Municipio de Goiania's national animal is the sabiá, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Municipio de Goiania is ranked 235,159^th in the world and 298^th in Empire of Love for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.